Metropolitan Police FC is a non-league football club
based in East Molesey, Surrey around twelve miles south west of central London.
The club was formed as a recreational department for officers and staff of the
force in 1919 at their newly purchased base at Imber Court, playing friendly
games before joining the Spartan League in 1928.
In the 1931-32 season the Police reached round one of the
FA Cup, but were swept aside 9-0 by Northampton Town at the County Ground. In
1960 ‘The Met’ switched to the Metropolitan League before joining the Southern
League for the 1971-72 campaign.
The club moved across to the Isthmian League for 1977-78,
ending as Division Two runners-up and winning promotion. Round one of the FA
Cup was reached again in 1984-85, where Dartford won through at Imber Court. The
team were relegated the following season.
Two years later, the Blues went up once again with John
Cottam at the helm before suffering relegation in 1991. In 1993-94, Crawley Town
defeated Police 2-0 at Imber Court in the FA Cup first round. The Isthmian League was restructured for the 2002-03 campaign, with the Met being placed in Division One South.
Players gradually joined the club from outside the force as Jim Cooper took over as team manager. The club reached the end-of-season playoffs in 2005-06
and 2008-09, but were defeated at the semi-final stage by Dover Athletic and
then Fleet Town. Not to be denied,the Met won the Division One South title in
2010-11 and promotion to the Premier Division with it.
Crawley Town returned to East Molesey in 2012-13, this time as a Football League club, for another FA Cup first round clash. Again, the Red Devils conquered, this time 2-1. The 2014-15 saw the Met reach the end of season play-offs, where they lost in the semi-final away to Hendon.
An eighteenth-place finish in 2016-17 was sandwiched by two midtable endings. The club was transferred in the summer of 2018 from the Isthmian League to the Southern League, leading to Cooper's resignation. Gavin MacPherson was appointed as the new manager. He brought in several new players, which saw the Blues go on a run in the FA Cup.
A home victory against National League side Havant & Waterlooville to set up a first-round clash at Imber Court against Newport County, in which the Welshmen won 2-0. Met reached the play-offs in 2018-19, defeating Salisbury and then Poole Town in the final.
However, owing to non-league restructuring, the team then had to face Tonbridge Angels in a Super Final to win promotion, in which they were defeated 3-2 at Imber Court. Following a couple of abandoned seasons, the Met again reached the playoffs in 2021-22, losing their semifinal tie to Farnborough.
Eight-place
ensued twelve months later, before the club was voluntarily relegated to the
South Central Division of the Isthmian League as manager Macpherson departed. The travel costs were cited as their reasoning, with Scott
Kemp and Suj Khera being appointed as joint managers to foster a pathway
between the youth sides at the club and the first team.
The team was relegated to the Combined Counties Premier Division South at the end of the 2025-26 season.
Metropolitan Police FC will play in the Combined Counties Premier Division South in the 2026-27 season.
My visits
Tuesday 6th September 2006
With a day off work, I decided to go exploring with my new
digital camera and visit some new venues. After calling in at nearby Hampton
& Richmond Borough, I took a bus near Imber Court.
I had actually been inside the complex a few months
previously when I went to a Bank Holiday racing at Sandown Park. Old workmate
Alan had driven another colleague and pal Jeff and as a former
officer, he took us inside the plush social club for libation before selecting
our losers!
On my revisit, the lady on reception was a little reticent
to let me through, but after a little bit of explanation and the production of
the staff card from my job at London Underground, I was in. She kindly gave me
directions on how to get to the main gate.
Imber Court was a fine, smart venue. It had been upgraded
in the 1980s through funding from a work lottery scheme. It was now holding various
prestigious games as a neutral venue. The gate was open, and a groundsman was
working on the billiard table-like playing surface.
A neat raised seated stand was on the far side of the
pitch, straddling the halfway line. The rest of the ground had a few steps of
terracing all around it. The near end was covered, but the rest of the ground was open. Everything was immaculate and well-tended.
Once I finished, I said my thank you when leaving, and rather
than hanging around for a bus, I cut up Orchard Lane and across the River Mole
to Neilson Recreation Ground and through to Molesey Park Road towards Walton
Lane and the home of Molesey FC. My hobby was educational and a great way of staying fit!
Metropolitan Police 0 Harrow Borough 3 (Tuesday 14th January 2014) Isthmian League Cup Round Four (Att: 44)
It was a wet and windy evening after my early shift at
work. Many fixtures fell foul of the weather, but Metropolitan Police confirmed
by Twitter that there were no problems with the Imber Court surface.
I got to
the ground a couple of minutes into the game thanks to the packed late-running
South West Trains service to Esher out of Waterloo. I even managed to get lost
finding the pitch from the entrance as no signs were helping out.
The club website stated that it was a ten-minute walk
from there? Maybe by squad car, but not on my trotters! Admission cost a steep
£10. I also purchased a programme, which had an updated four-page
insert from the originally postponed game which had been scheduled before
Christmas.
I purchased a Golden Goal ticket for £1 and inadvertently picked up two.
They were for the third & fourth minutes. I gave myself no hope, yet I had a
near miss as the visitors took the lead on seven minutes through Shaun Lucien.
I took a seat in the impressive stand as Harrow Boro,
cheered on by a few hardy vocal souls behind the goal, rattled in another couple
of goals courtesy of Simeon Akinola before the break, past the sixteen-year-old
Police academy keeper. Akinola looked impressive with his power and pace all
evening.
I got chatting to a nice bloke who turned out to be the
Police kit manager. On seeing my Scarborough jacket, he told me of his son’s
adventures up there as a Barnet player in their debut Football League season.
His lad was Gavin Macpherson, the assistant boss at Imber Court who had joined
the force after an ankle injury curtailed his full-time playing career.
He also
told me that around half the first team were missing for the match, and a
similar percentage of serving officers make up the squad. Lack of recruitment
over the last few years has meant that the Met had to look elsewhere for
players.
I treated myself to a Bovril for £1 at the snack bar
along with a Snickers for a further 80p. There was the welcome sight of a
pepper pot for my drink. All clubs should provide it, especially in the cold
winter months.
The home skipper was helped off just before the break
with what looked like a chest injury. He collapsed in the tunnel, meaning
players had to go off around the stand at the interval. An ambulance arrived
during the second half. Fortunately, the player was sitting up coughing on the
stretcher as he was taken away.
The Met gave it a good go after the interval, but could
not score. A couple of decent chances were spurned. I departed a couple of
minutes before full-time so that I could make the 9.51 back into town from
Esher.
It was cold and wet, and the game was done. An enjoyable revisit to a
ground where I'd previously called in to take photos on a good old ramble eight
years previously.
As a footnote, I enjoyed the use of The Clash, and I
Fought the Law over the PA to greet the teams as they came back out after their
halftime oranges. Not enough clubs use imagination in this department.
Metropolitan
Police 1 Hendon 0 (Tuesday 16th October 2018) Southern League Cup
Round One (att: 65)
Autumn
was well and truly kicking in as I finished my set of night shifts and headed
to Waterloo after a nap. There was time for a swift pint in the Waterloo Tap
before meeting up with my mate Jeff, who was going to the match with me.
The
busy train deposited us at Thames Ditton station. Don's youth player Cheyce
Grant was also on the train but heading straight to Imber Court. We, however,
had refreshments in mind. Poor planning on my part soon showed we’d got out at a station too early.
The
good walk of a mile or so took us over the Thames to the rather smart Mute Swan
pub for a couple of pints before an Uber cab arrived to take us to the match.
There was still time for a rather rapid pint of Speckled Hen in the clubhouse
before we headed to the turnstiles.
Admission
was a tenner, with the programme a further couple of quid. It was soon apparent
that the match had not attracted a huge crowd as we walked round to the stand
side; where I purchased a decent cheeseburger for £3.50.
Both
sides were fielding very youthful experimental sides. Met had an FA Cup Fourth
Qualifying Round tie at home a few days later, while Dons boss Jimmy Gray
decided to run the rule over players on the fringe of the first team and squad
members.
The
first half saw precious little opportunity for either side to score. Met came
the closest as Antonios Kozakis saw his shot saved by Dan Purdue, before the
hosts also had a goal chalked off for offside. Alexandros Kozakis in the home
net made a good stop from Cole Brown.
At
the interval, we dashed round for another pint and got chatting to an old
Kingstonian fan who regaled us with travelling tales. A couple of Hampton &
Richmond fans chatted and gave us an update on how the former Dons players were
settling into their new surroundings.
Purdue
made another good save from the outside playing Kozakis before Mathias Bakare
saw an effort come back off the foot of the Blues' post. After fifty-seven minutes, Hendon missed one of the chances of the season, in almost comedy style.
Gianni
Crichlow’s shot from twenty-five yards came back down off the crossbar. Keeper
Kozakis was prostrate on the floor as the ball came back down to Tyriq Hunte
who somehow managed to hit the custodian from four yards with the goal gaping.
Crichlow
was about to be rested until that moment. The visiting bench changed the number
board and gave Hunte the hook. Sub William Murphy looked to have scored but the
officials conferred and decided the ball found him via the touch from a player
in an offside position.
With
about fifteen minutes remaining, Met took the lead when a low John Gilbert
seemed to catch Purdue unsighted as it went into the net. Crichlow had two
golden opportunities to equalise but put both of his efforts wide of the post.
Matty
Newman also came close before Purdue made another decent stop in the closing
stages to keep out a Bayley Mummery shot. We headed off at the final whistle.
The two Hampton fans questioned how on earth Hendon had lost? They were decent
judges.

We
made the 10:50 service back to Waterloo, where we headed across the road to the
overpriced but vibrant Wellington. I had the following day off work and
insisted we took the bus for one last hurrah at The Shakespeare’s Head at
Holborn.
Jeff
headed off, but I remained for an extra nightcap. I believe I made my journey
back via the tube. I even managed to wake up in time to get out at Kingsbury!
Metropolitan
Police 3 Hendon 0 (Saturday 12th January 2019) Southern League Premier Division
South (att: 145)
I’d returned
from a wonderful few days' extended break in Andalusia the previous afternoon, ready to cheer on the Dons once again, hoping to see them end their run of
seven consecutive defeats.
As I was due
to attend a gathering near Vauxhall on Saturday night to commemorate the
passing of a friend and Chiang Mai cricket colleague, Terry Skillett, I was
mindful of not going to too many pubs before the game. Fortunately, Steve
B had a plan.
We headed by
tube and then train to Surbiton, where he had a couple of establishments marked
down. The Antelope was also the home of the Big Smoke Brewery, where we enjoyed
a fine ale before wandering round to The Lamb.
This quirky
pub dispensed fine pints of Runmore Bitter and Summer Lighting, among others, and
was so nice that I had an Eureka moment. We really only had time for a pint, but
I looked up our location and realised that it wasn’t too far to the ground as
the crow flew.
Rather than
walk nearly ten minutes back to the station and then fifteen minutes from Thames Ditton, I suggested we requisition an Uber cab. My drinking pal didn’t offer much of
an argument! It only cost £6 and took ten minutes. It was a masterstroke.
We went
straight into the ground where I enjoyed a nice hot dog and a Bovril. I was
most impressed that a pepper pot was provided to spice up my drink on a cold
afternoon. We got two seats with excellent views in the back row of the stand
to take in proceedings. Hendon went
with three at the back once again and looked like a reasonably solid unit.
However,
they weren’t offering much of a forward threat to the Police defence. The hosts
were in fine form and in the play-off berths. Danny Boness was probably the busier of the two keepers, despite Luke Tingey having a half
chance from a Brendan Murphy-McVey corner, but it would take until the
eighteenth minute for the Met to go ahead.
A fine, quick
passing movement down the right-hand side found Max Blackmore, whose low cross
was neatly put away by top scorer Jack Mazzone. Gianni Crichlow broke the
offside trap for the Dons as halftime approached, but his run sent him too
wide and any chance was lost.
Jimmy Gray
rang the changes at halftime to change the formation and to take off Connor
Calcutt, whose mobility was severely restricted by a back injury. Crichlow
overran the ball again just after the restart, allowing Bertie Schotterl to
collect the ball easily in the Met goal.
The keeper
was to deny substitute Shaq Hippolyte-Patrick shortly after, with a brave block
following Crichlow’s pullback. However, that was to be as good as it got for
the Dons. Not for the first time in the campaign, an attacking short corner was
to end in calamity.
Murphy-McVey’s
set piece was poor. The ball was lost with the hosts passing and moving at pace
up the field. Mazzone played his part once again before the ball found Blackmore
in acres of space, who finished with aplomb.
Tanasheh
Abrahams was having a bit of a shocker for Hendon at full-back, either fouling,
complaining in frustration or being found out of position. Blackmore took advantage
of this once more but was denied thanks to a decent stop by Boness.
Elliott
Charles was doing his best up front but was continually caught offside. The
Police made it 3-0 eleven minutes from time when the ball was given away
cheaply for the umpteenth time by the men in green. The ball found its way to
an unmarked Jonathan Hippolyte, who made no mistake.
Lewis Toomey
had a good chance for a consolation goal but headed over when well placed
before the hosts had a further couple of decent opportunities as the game
entered stoppage time. Boness made a save from one of them. At full time, we trudged disconsolately back to Thames Ditton station, where a small gathering
of Hendon fans were in subdued form.
They were starting to worry about potential
relegation troubles. We left them
to get out at Surbiton, where we enjoyed a couple of fine ales in the superb
Coronation Hall Wetherspoons pub. We would certainly be back to this fine
suburb for drinking; hopefully for a league game the following season!
Steve jumped
out early on the way to London while I stayed on to speak at Terry’s drinks do
at The Cock on Kennington Road. An interesting couple of hours flew by as
friends old and new were united. It was a fitting occasion.
I met up
with my mate once again at the Waterloo Tap before we headed back to Kingsbury.
I was concerned and a bit fed up with the football, but the evening reminded
me that it was only a game and there were more important things in life.
Metropolitan
Police 1 Poole Town 0 (Monday 6th May 2019) Southern League Premier
Division South Playoff Final (att: 1,025)
It looked
unlikely that I was going to make a game on Bank Holiday Monday, but kind work
colleagues were to play a helping hand. I was a spare man, and business was
extremely quiet. My regular travelling pal, Tony, texted me at lunchtime.
After a
little negotiation, it was arranged for him to pick me up at Eastcote station at
1.30. The journey across the suburbs was far easier than anticipated, and we
were parking up on Embercourt Road not long after two o’clock.
Another
mutual mate, Mark, was already at the clubhouse. He’d kindly sorted our
programmes out in advance. There was even time to have a fine pint of
Twickenham Brewery ale from the bar bulging with Poole fans.
The ground
was busy when we entered ten minutes before kick-off. John, another friend from
the cricket went to queue for a burger. I had a quick lap of the ground before
taking up a position on the open side terrace for the first time on my visits.
The visiting
Dolphins had a good following, some with musical instruments. It wasn’t the
same as the final I’d visited the season before when Dulwich Hamlet defeated
Hendon in front of over 3,000 fans at Tooting, but there was still a big game
feel about it.
The game was
extremely tight from the off with plenty at stake. Midfields and defences were
on top. It wasn’t until the seventeenth minute that the first goalmouth action occurred.
Poole’s Marvin Brooks shot from a Jex Bedford cross, forcing Bertie Schotterl
to save with his feet.
Early Met substitute
John Gilbert went close after thirty-four minutes, but he failed to steer his
volley on target. Ethan Chislett then put in a cross from a set piece, and Jack
Mazzone got on target, but the visiting keeper, Luke Cairney, saved easily.
The score
was blank at the break. John reappeared just after the restart, having finally
got his food! A long Josh Leslie-Smith throw fell to Bedford, who failed to test
Schotterl. At the other end, Cairney pulled off a superb save to deny Gilbert.
Around the
seventy-minute mark, Poole forced some pressure. Jake Smeeton saw his header put
behind for a corner, which Corby Moore delivered. Marvin Brook's header looked
like it was going in before the Met defence scrambled it clear.
However, the
hosts went ahead a couple of minutes later in a slightly controversial fashion. A
ball was lofted into the area. Cairney came out but was beaten by the head of
Mazzone. The ball was cleared by Jack Dickson, but the linesman on the far side
signalled that the ball had crossed the line.
The jury was
out among our congregation. I was pretty uncertain, but the goal counted. The
Poole players and bench, including manager Tom Killick, were apoplectic with
rage. They continued to harangue the officials over every decision thereafter.
With nine
minutes left on the clock, another Leslie-Smith was flicked on by Brooks to AFC
Bournemouth loanee Jake Scrimshaw, who put a golden opportunity to equalise over
the bar. It would be Town’s last chance to get back into the game.
Gavin
MacPherson’s side saw out the game with relative ease. They really were a well-set-up outfit. Their reward was a Super playoff final the following Saturday
at home to Tonbridge Angels to try and win a place in the National League
South.
I must admit
to having a wry smile. Killick’s behaviour in defeat to Hendon at Silver
Jubilee Park earlier in the season wasn’t befitting of a man of his status. Met
were classy in both their victories over the Dons. They were indeed a well-run
club and team.
Metropolitan
Police 1 Hendon 0 (Tuesday 3rd November 2020) Southern League
Premier Division South (Att: 159)
The next set
of regulations surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic was imminent as the league
was about to be suspended. Just as bad was the news that pubs were about to be
shut for a spell.
Steve B again joined me for the journey towards Surbiton, just four days after our
previous visit for the FA Trophy tie, which saw Hendon go down 5-4 in a thriller
away to Corinthian-Casuals. We were determined to make the most of our relative
freedom.
Our first
point of call in Surbiton was The Black Lion, a tremendous old Young’s pub with
friendly table service. We headed to the busy Antelope where we enjoyed the half-priced Big Smoke ales which were brewed on the premises.
As the pub
was busy, we opted to stand outside rather than wait for a table. We
lamented the madness of the rules. The pub would be forced to close, even to those
standing outdoors while the convenience store next door could sell alcohol at
will.
From there, we headed round to meet Lee at The Coronation Hall, with Bob joining us
later. We initially had to queue for ten minutes, with the staff doing a
sterling job. A gent apologised for giving us a poor table, yet we thought it
perfect near the loos and bar.Once again,
the JDW establishment was desperate to get rid of its stock. We were drinking
Oakham Citra for 99p a pint. It seemed a terrible shame when it was time to
order our Uber cabs to the match. If only we’d have known…
Admission to
Imber Court was £11. The programmes had sold out by the time we’d arrived. If I
say that the highlight of my time at the ground was the excellent cheeseburger,
it probably sums up the match and my thoughts on Hendon’s performance.It was a match
of endeavour rather than flowing football, which was abysmally refereed by a
veteran official. I did wonder if he had won a competition to do the game. I
know it's not an easy job, but blimey.
He should
enter Britain's Got Talent playing the National Anthem on his whistle. The pea
must have felt battered and bruised by full-time. He was poor for both sides I
must add, spoiling any chance of fluidity and adding much frustration to all
present.
Shaun Lucien
caused a few problems early on for the Dons before the defence quickly worked
him out before Ollie Knight saw his shot come back off the angle of the post
and bar after being set up by the consistent Jack Mazzone with keeper Jonathan
North well-beaten.
Knight had a
further good chance but shot straight at North before Oshodi missed a great
chance to open the scoring as the ball dropped to him from a set piece. At the
break, we headed back to the bar for a swift half. It was nice to see friendly
faces, as we didn’t know when we’d meet again.The Met took
the lead on forty-nine minutes when Sam De St Croix crossed for Mazzone to fire
home. I thought Hendon were a bit one-paced and predictable though they forced Rhys
Forster into a good save a few minutes from time before sub, Matt Ball fired over
a great chance.
I had to tip
my cap to Blues boss Gavin Macpherson. They might not be the most attractive to the eye, but they were continually difficult to beat. You had to feel a little
for him and his side. Imber Court is a smashing venue but always feels a little
soulless with minimal home support.Lots of
stoppages throughout the game and a late kick-off meant we would have had to
run for the train at Thames Ditton. I lost Steve on the way out with the others
ahead of us. Tom Stockman saved the day offering us a lift back to Kingsbury as
we masked up for the ride.
I realise
football is a game of opinions and a manager will generally defend his side,
but I think I’d gone to a different game than Lee Allinson on hearing his post-match
interview. The break would probably be good timing for Hendon, but I'd definitely
miss my pals!