I must have been in a good mood, as I bought a bottle of Budweiser. The clubhouse was closed, but the staff had a couple of large buckets full of cold bottled drinks and snacks on offer. Everyone I encountered was friendly, and fans were delighted to have such luxuries. What a difference from twenty-four hours earlier.
Players were required to arrive in kit or change in the car park. The dressing rooms were open, so everyone could use the toilet facilities. The ground looked like an absolute picture on a lovely early evening and was about as perfect as could be managed under the circumstances.
Going to non-league is always more about having a walk or travel, chatting, laughing, learning, and broadening the mind to me. With respect, you only understand if you are a regular attendee rather than a TV fan.
I sat there with my ice-cold Bud, and even that beer tasted beautiful. I know how the gang must have felt on the drinks break from tarring the roof at Shawshank. Decent football people, all enjoying themselves in safe surroundings. Out on the pitch, we were treated to a match of reasonable standard. The hosts went close with a couple of efforts, one from number 4 going narrowly past the far post.
They took the lead when a low free kick was cleverly flicked on to number 11, who controlled the ball and smashed home from just inside the box. Number 7 missed a gilt-edged chance to double the lead as I had a wander and bumped into Dulwich Hamlet, Peckham Town and Surrey CCC supporter Duncan, whom I'd got to know from bumping into him at various football and cricket games.
The visiting Magpies put some attacks together without really worrying the home side custodian, though a jinking run by 11 in the red of Belstone could easily have been rewarded with a penalty, as I thought he was brought down. Amersham's number 14 should have restored parity when shooting wide after being teed up by number 20 as the half drew to a close.
That offered the opportunity to give my flask a try-out at a match for the first time in the new season. It would soon be apparent that squad numbers would be the order of the season in non-league, so players kept the same shirt to minimise the risk of spreading Coronavirus, but the introduction of an Amersham sub wearing number 83 did make me laugh.
Both sides probed in the second half before the visitors equalised. Some dogged work latched onto a goalkeeping error from a back pass to square to number 41, who rolled the ball into an empty net. A brilliant last-ditch tackle from a Magpies number 6 denied Belstone's number 16, who, not for the first time, dallied slightly.
However, the forward did the business when scoring at the second attempt after the keeper made a fine initial stop with his feet. The game became slightly feisty towards the end, but was well refereed. I reflected that Step 6 might be as good as it would get for some time if I wanted to watch live football, but so be it if it was similar to this experience.
After the game, I walked all the way through Elstree, forgoing The Waggon & Horses on Watling Street, who were showing the play-off final between Fulham and Brentford. I was enjoying the exercise and my MH was brightened considerably. And then I got home and got into bed. I thought I'd check Twitter before turning in to see if there was any breaking news or reports from the game I'd been to. My mood dipped in an instant.
The FA had announced that no fans could attend any football, regardless of the standard. I was beyond the point of being shocked anymore. I honestly thought that this government were the most clueless administration in my lifetime, but the FA seemed to be giving them a good run for their money.
I had come into contact with far more people on my way to work before 6.15 am than I did going to a football game. But there was no chance of shutting down work or transport, though, as those in power required minions to create productivity.
The pubs had been busy last night with people scoffing themselves daft on cheap meal offers under the government's 'Eat Out To Help Out' hare-brained scheme, which would help in a further rise in infections.
I could go to a busy pub or supermarket the next evening instead of a Step 7 pre-season friendly in an open field while improving my own physical and mental health in the process. I was half expecting someone to chop my limbs off next or install hammocks at work so we can stay here full-time and not mix with people in transit.
It's fair to say that I was absolutely gutted and seething in equal measure. And that was a shame because everything I'd experienced at Belstone FC had been wonderful. A young groundhopper filmed the game and edited it for YouTube, and it can be seen here.


















