I was convinced I wasn't going to see a goal and even considered finding out the full-time score the next morning rather than hanging around. My stubborn side took over, and I decided I'd be there until the bitter end. With seconds remaining, Hyam did brilliantly to keep out a drive from Rouse to keep the home side in the contest. By now, the referee must have had writer's cramp, with the number of bookings he handed out.

Before extra time, I grabbed another hot drink and decided to watch from the hard standing in front of the stand. After just three minutes, the deadlock was broken after Shervin Mohajeri was harshly adjudged to have fouled, apparently inside the area. Hughes stepped up and smashed the penalty home while Mr. Engelbretson continued to deal out more cards than a croupier.
No wonder some of the lads showed dissent. There hadn't been a bad tackle all night, yet the decisions the official was making were bewildering at times. I would have been sent off, and I wasn't booked in all my twenty-five-year-old playing career.
Yes, I detest dissent in the game, but there's a way of dealing with it rather than acting like an off-duty traffic warden. Would Mr. Engelbretson be so brave refereeing a big game with fearsome adults, rather than youth team players?

His final yellows were given to the United skipper for thumping the turf. Unfortunately, Brandon Johnson had already been cautioned, so off he had to go, and a home player for probably coughing out of turn. Yet the official wasn't quite done there. At half-time in extra time, the Sutton coach was sent to the stands because he was coaching his players!
I was near the parents of some of the Sutton players, and then an official came by. They deserve great credit for regaining their composure. Both sets of players gave it everything they'd got in trying conditions. It was a shame that there wasn't more goalmouth action and goals, but the standard was very high, and the boys obviously listened to their coaches. Neither side really deserved to lose, but 1-0 it was.

The celebrations at full-time showed just how much it meant to the victors. I got upstairs into the seats for the presentation ceremony. It was quiet when the ref went forward, with plenty of peers and parents of the players shaking their heads. I headed off and made my way to where I thought the station was.
Because I was early, I thought I'd walk round to the far entrance, only to get lost and end up on a housing estate near the tracks, but nowhere near the station. After twenty minutes or so of walking and retracing my steps with the aid of my map app on my iPhone, I eventually found the station, with an alarming number of customers looking pretty fed up.

The delay on the way to Staines had been caused by a falling tree on the track near Ascot. It hadn't been cleared, so trains were up to three hours late. Fortunately, some services avoided that route, and I got aboard the 11.03 slow service back to London. While aboard, the conductor advised customers wanting to get to the capital to change for a faster train just behind.
He had a Yorkshire accent and seemed a decent bloke after he made a lad who I think might have been at the match get off his train as he'd jumped the barriers. He saw my Scarborough Athletic waterproof, and it turned out he was the uncle of Tom Claisse, who'd played for Boro earlier that season and was a mate of my good pal Guy Watson in Leeds.
I'd had beers with Tom, and he'd given both Guy and me a lift after the Nostell game. Talk about a small world! In summary, it had been an unexciting game at a good venue, refereed by a control freak, and my trip had been full of adventure. I was definitely ready for beers the following day.
Staines Town
3 Hendon 2 (Saturday 31st December 2016) Isthmian Premier League (att: 251)
My work
duties had me rostered on night shift, so after a snooze, I made the journey
down by tube, then Overground across to Richmond to catch the South West Trains
service to Staines on a mild lunchtime.
I got
chatting to a couple of friendly older Hendon fans before heading off in front
for a good brisk walk down to Wheatsheaf Lane. My arrival coincided with that
of Tom Stockman, the manager of the Silver Jubilee Park facility.
Admission
was £12, and a programme was a further £2.50, which I felt was a bit on the steep
side. A good cheeseburger with bacon and onions was a fine late breakfast. Plenty of Hendon fans had made the journey, with several in the excellent upstairs bar, where I had a bottle of London Pride
while watching the live ‘Old Firm’ game on TV.
The news
from Tom was that Hendon had signed another new goalkeeper, but this one seemed
to fit the bill. Indeed, after an initially shaky start, Tom Lovelock gave his
defenders some desperately needed confidence.
The visiting
support was soon cheering as Reis Stanislaus had earlier been unfairly punished
for out-muscling the last Staines defender before Casey Maclaren hammered home
as a long throw dropped in the box on just six minutes.
Hendon continued to press, with Luke Tingay's long throws causing some panic in the home defence, but Staines soon got back into the game.
The Dons'
defence was put under increasing pressure, partly owing to a lack of pressing
from their forwards and wide midfielders. When the ball was cleared, possession
was given away far too cheaply as the Swans kept the ball and repeated the process.
Manager Gary
McCann had beefed up the defence, but that meant that the midfield was weakened because of the lack of vital
personnel. Despite this, Staines couldn’t find a way through some pretty
resolute defending as the visitors went in 1-0 up at the break.
The Hendon
side had to be changed owing to a half-time injury. Staines' pressure inevitably
and deservedly paid dividends as the equaliser came on the hour mark, courtesy of a header from Afolabi Coker, and within a couple of minutes, Adrian
Clifton gave the Swans the lead with a goal similar to the Dons opener.
A very smart, hard low free-kick across the six-yard box from Sam Barratt was turned in by
Clifton to complete a very profitable ten-minute spell as Hendon’s defence
creaked without too much assistance from some of the midfielders.
Hendon had a
slightly better spell following this, but they continued to suffer because of
poor ball retention. It was simply given away far too cheaply. However, a
couple of substitutions at least made sure that Staines's defence worked for their three points. Sixteen-year-old midfielder Malachy McGovern did not look out of place at
all when he came off the bench.
I was
offered a lift from Tom, which was most welcome, even if we did miss a stoppage-time consolation effort from Maclaren. I was back home in Kingsbury by 4.45 for
chicken dinner, Sky Soccer Saturday, and a four-hour pre-work siesta. If not the result I had hoped, I still enjoyed a few hours out for my final game of 2016.
Staines Town
4 Hendon 0 (Tuesday 20th March 2018) Isthmian League Premier
Division (att: 194)
It was just
a few days until my annual pilgrimage to Thailand for cricket and to enjoy
everything that wonderful country had to offer. I was certainly ready for it, particularly
in light of the bitterly cold weather we were enduring in the UK.
I was eager
to attend the match at Wheatsheaf Lane, despite being on night shift at
Ickenham station straight after. It was a vital game for both sides, with the
hosts just behind Hendon in sixth position. It was a proverbial six-pointer,
and I wanted to witness it.
The evening
started well. Dean Wheeler put his hand up to drive to the match in his black
cab and to take Gerry, Neil, and Simon Cope along with me. We rendezvoused at
Paddington at 6pm before heading west. The traffic
was heavy from Kensington all the way to Tolworth Roundabout before Dean could
hit a semi-open road.
We were all having a good chat, and it was great to be able
to get to know my fellow passengers a little better. The parking
around the stadium was at a premium, despite there not being a huge crowd for the
match. We finally found a place on Garrick Close, just a few minutes away. Our
kind driver refused any petrol money, so we chipped in to pay for his admission
fee.
It was a
tenner to get in, with programmes an extra £2.50. A small team sheet was given
away free by the steward manning the players' entrance to the pitch. He was a
jolly old boy who caused inadvertent hilarity by not seeing a player behind him
trying to get through the gate. You had to be there, really!
Those volunteers on duty were all pleasant. Simon reported that the ale was decent. I tucked
into pie, chips, and a can of Coke for £5.30, which was fair enough value and
standard. We headed behind the goal in nervous anticipation to watch the proceedings. The match
was relatively level in the early stages, with both sides eager to probe.
Hendon’s main tactic seemed to be to get the ball forward as quickly as possible
to leading scorer Niko Muir. He was doing OK, but was up against a formidable
opponent in Ugo Udogi. Staines were
scoring goals for fun on their recent run of form, but also conceding them a
little too often.
However, their defence looked pretty good on this showing.
Perhaps Muir was a little too isolated from his two wide-attacking colleagues? The Swans
started to get on top, with the firm defence allowing their midfield to gain
control and feed their fast and powerful front line. It was no real surprise
when Staines took the lead on twelve minutes when a slick passing move saw Elliot
Buchanan smash the ball home off the underside of the bar, with keeper Tom
Lovelock beaten with raw pace.
Unfortunately,
the Dons failed to wake up from this severe warning. Possession was being given
away far too cheaply, and the Town players were ready to capitalise. Things got
double worse for the visitors just three minutes later.
Ashley
Nathaniel-George was guilty of ball-watching as Arthur Lee tried to supply him.
Josh Webb stepped in to win the ball to set in motion another rapid move.
Within a few seconds, the ball found its way to Tyrell Miller-Rodney, who made no
mistake with a low finish. Staines
poured forward with a long-range shot, going narrowly wide.
Hendon pressed and
were doing their utmost to find a way into the game as things settled down.
However, the hosts were in no mood to offer any generous hospitality. On more than
one occasion, any advancement on the goal and threat of danger was dealt with
ruthlessly. Referee Tristan Greaves was erring on the side of generosity by only
dishing out one yellow card to the hosts, who did a fair share of moaning.
Hendon came
agonisingly close to scoring right on the interval. The unusually subdued
Nathaniel-George had a characteristic run across the box before firing a rocket
shot past keeper Conor Hudnott, but against the crossbar. Michael Corcoran
couldn’t get his diving header on target from the rebound.
We had a
wander at halftime, and I managed to grab a chat with some of the away fans, in
what was a decent turnout of around 30 for a midweek away match. We
congregated at the far end in the hope of a comeback. The match
followed a similar pattern. The introduction of Dave Diedhiou strengthened the Dons'
midfield with Luke Tingey dropping into defence to replace Harley Wise, who was
under par on the night.
Hendon tried
to press but were continually thwarted. A clever but simple Staines attacking
move saw the away defence being opened up like a can of beans, as Max Worsfold
was sent in to score low past Lovelock.
The scoring
was completed on sixty-eight minutes by Wadah Ahmidi to round off a miserable
evening for the travelling support. The Dons continued giving everything until
full time to their credit, but they were well beaten by a better, stronger, and
faster side on the night. Some solace
came by way of seeing William Murphy and Malachy McGovern playing together in
midfield in the closing stages.
The two teenagers gained some valuable
experience going forward. We’d moved
around towards the exit for the final few minutes. We were soon heading off,
with Dean using all his knowledge to full effect, meaning I was dropped off at
Hillingdon station by 10.25 so I could head off for my night shift.
My pals
headed off to North West London to grab a beer before bedtime. I was extremely
jealous!